Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was a famous American comedian and film star.

Groucho Marx with his trademark cigar

Sourced quotes

• "I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."

Simple: I am able to dance until the cows come home. But I would rather dance with the cows until you come home.

About the quote: This quote is a joke by Marx.

• "Whatever it is, I'm against it!"    

Simple: Whatever it may be, I am not for it.

• "Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

Simple: Besides a dog, a book is the best friend of a person. Inside a dog, it is too dark to read.

About the quote: This quote is a joke by Marx.

• "Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

Simple: Gentlemen, this man may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Unsourced quotes

• "My hands are made of ham!"

Simple: The construction of my hands appears to be of ham, or indeed a pork product of some kind